Retro 200

The thing that's always excited me about my sexuality was, as my mother was prone to say, hereditary.

My mom was as horny as I ever was, and her mom, and right down the line.

Well, in our earliest recollection, it was of Scarlet Chambers, my grandmother, four times removed.

Well, way back, about ten or twelve years before the Civil War, we had a plantation in Virginia.

Oh, that tooth feels so awfully *****.